Quarantine, week five: I finished a pack of bubblegum and thought, What does this remind me of?
Need to chew more gum so I can make more…
Quarantine, week five: I finished a pack of bubblegum and thought, What does this remind me of?
Need to chew more gum so I can make more…
“Strike nothing, and stir nothing, but lash everything.”
—Herman Melville, Moby-Dick
The word “quarantine” comes from the Italian word quarantina, meaning “forty days.” Why did Venetians keep the boats at bay for 40 days? Who knows. Maybe it’s the Bible. Before Noah’s Flood, it rains for 40 days and nights. Moses goes up on Mount Sinah for 40 days. Jesus spends 40 days in the desert.
We’re coming up on 40 days in this house. I keep thinking of Dougal Robertson and his castaway memoir, Survive the Savage Sea. He and his family got picked up on their 38th day at sea. By the time they were rescued, they had hit a kind of groove: they had meat and water stored, and they’d seemed to have moved beyond survival mode.
Our 38th day was yesterday. We’ve hit a kind of groove, too. (“We no longer thought of rescue as one of the main objectives of our existence; we were no longer subject to the daily disappointment of a lonely vigil, to the idea that help might be at hand or was necessary.”)
Not that we don’t have our doubts. (“‘Of course, we’ll make it!’ The answer came from my heart but my head was telling me a different story.”)
“If any single civilized factor in a castaway’s character helps survival, it is a well-developed sense of the ridiculous,” Robertson writes. “It helps the castaway to laugh in the face of impossible situations and allows him, or her, to overcome the assassination of all civilized codes and characteristics which hitherto had been the guidelines of life.”
I read that book last January. My family and I had moved ourselves somewhere we didn’t belong, and we were waiting for the time when we’d journey back to where we belonged. I thought I was reading it to have some help surviving that moment in time.
As it turns out, the book speaks even more to me now.
Note: This zine was made from a single page of an old National Geographic book about fish, after watching this video about how to make a 14-page zine. Here’s a video of me making it:
The making of a zine about coming up on 40 days of quarantine. (Music by my son, Owen.)
Read it here: https://t.co/fom1qmTB35#stayhomemakezines #quaranzine pic.twitter.com/niHBmkfyJV
— Austin Kleon (@austinkleon) April 18, 2020
Can’t seem to stop making these zines. This one is from half a single page of Kenneth Clark’s Civilization. Learn how to make your own zine, here.
“Tell all the truth but tell it slant…”
— Emily Dickinson
I thought I was done making zines, but I can’t seem to stop! Here is one I made yesterday, with the first line from Rudyard Kipling’s “If.” (Here’s Dennis Hopper reciting it on The Johnny Cash Show.)
It feels like it should be a time in which people need advice more than ever, but I’m not so sure. (And though I could be seen as a professional propagator of advice, on the whole, I am skeptical of giving it.) I think, in all times, but especially in these, if you sit quietly for long enough, you can hear that voice inside you that tells you exactly what you need to do.
“Advice, wrote David Foster Wallace in The Pale King, “even wise advice — actually does nothing for the advisee, changes nothing inside, and can actually cause confusion when the advisee is made to feel the wide gap between the comparative simplicity of the advice and the totally muddled complication of his own situation and path.” (I got that from Tim Kreider, who is “Against Advice.”)
Besides, as Steinbeck said, “No one wants advice — only corroboration.” I think my advice books mainly give voice to what the reader already thought but couldn’t put into words. The books are permission slips, in a sense. “Go make some art!”
Then again, some advice is good. I know I always sought it when I was starting out. A reader on Twitter a few days ago told me, “Thanks to your advice I’ve stopped being an artist and I’m making art again.” That was my message perfectly distilled and it made my whole day.
Anyways, this zine is not actually about advice at all. It’s about the power of staying quiet when people ask you how you’re doing what you’re doing. Refusing to answer, Bartleby style. (“I prefer not to!”) Because the thing you’re doing is still very close to you, and it’s still very much alive, and like a wild horse that’s somehow letting you take a ride, you don’t want to spook it. Or it’s a gift being given to you and you don’t want to cheapen it. Whatever metaphor you want to use, it’s something precious to you right now, and you don’t want it out in the air. You want to keep it close and see where it goes. And besides, those who really look close, they’ll get what they’re looking for.
But it’s also about how much easier it is to say these things with art. And how freaking good it feels not to talk, but to make.
I’ve been making mini zines throughout quarantine. Here they all are, with links to read them. I also post them as I go on Instagram. (This list will be periodically updated whenever I hit a new batch of nine. Scroll down to see video of how I make them.)
1. ONE HUNDRED AND ONE FAMOUS POEMS
2. ONE FAMOUS POEM & A Letter to a Young Friend
3. Song Birds
4. much slower
5. Stay Home
6. I feel weak and fruitless and lost
7. the cost of love
8. USA OVER / FOREVER / US
9. NUTSO #1
10. METRONOM
11. NUTSO #2
12. NUTSO #3
13. NUTSO #4
14. A FISH ASHORE
15. BATHYSPHERE
16. Ode to HEB
17. So Shall Distance Sing!
18. FISHING FOR FUN
19. He Who Smelt it
20. These Goodbyes
21. There is no doubt
22. seems strange
23. — and a queer lot they are
24. untitled
25. beyond fishing
26. fish fishing
27. The New Book
28. The American trap
29. MASQD
30. untitled
UPDATE (4/23/2020): I can’t seem to quit making these things! Here are some more:
31. The Man With No Advice
32. Miracle Unmoving
33. Reminded of a Shipwreck
34. Rough Landscape
35. Survive the Savage Sea
36. Party
37. untitled
38. Apocalypse
39. untitled
40. the evolutionary development of plan s
UPDATE (5/3/2020): Another batch:
41. skin of rock
42. a stern land
43. NERVES
44. 56 DAYS: Rations almost spent
45. untitled (madonna)
46. HOW TO PROVE SOMEONE HAS NO TASTE
47. HOW TO DETERMINE HUSBAND’S AND WIFE’S COMPATIBILITY
48. remember
49. Bach
UPDATE (6/4/2020): Yet another batch:
50. pansy luchadores
51. How To Talk To Someone With A Missing Imagination
52. Pocket Calculator
53. How To Draw What is Invisible
54. Cheerful Hodgepodge
55. Sleep Dirty
56. 100 Blind Self-Portraits
57. Sleep Dirty Two
58. Angry and Curious
Here’s a video of how to make your own zine from a single sheet of paper:
And here’s an hour-long video of me making a zine for CreativeLive:
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