Emperor penguins are birds, but they can’t fly.
Almost every other form of life leaves Antarctica during winter; emperor penguins have chosen it as their mating season.
Did it occur to anyone else while watching March Of The Penguins, that though they’re adorably cute and full of seemingly inexaustible comedy, the emperor penguins are riding the Darwinian shortbus?
Evolve, penguins! Evolve!