People often ask questions like, “Why do you have that paper dictionary in your office when you can just look things up online?”
Reader, let me tell you!
Walt Goggins makes me think of the word “ornery” — so I looked that word up. (As John McPhee tells us, it’s important to look up words even when you think you already know the definition.)
Ornery: “Mean-spirited, disagreeable, and contrary in disposition; cantankerous.”
Well, yeah, but not quite.
“See Synonyms at CONTRARY.”
Okay, let’s go.
The entry for “Contrary” is several paragraphs long. My eyes glaze, not over, but above — to the entry for “contrarian.”
That’s a word that usually has a negative connotation, right? “Oh, he’s just being contrarian.”
But let’s read the definition, anyways.
“con-trar-i-an n. an investor who makes decisions that contradict prevailing wisdom, as in buying securities that are unpopular at the time.”
Contrarian as investor?
Oh, I like this idea.
I don’t want to oppose the status quo just to oppose it — I was to invest in what I think is undervalued at the moment. (Like paper dictionaries.)
Now, I’m thinking about word that “prevailing.” That’s an interesting word. Let’s look that up.
Cool, cool, what I thought, but OOOH look a picture of a PRETZEL:
I mean, I know what a pretzel is, I don’t need to read that definition, do I? Oh, yes I do, because if I didn’t, I wouldn’t know the connection between a pretzel and prayer:
So that’s how you go from thinking about Walt Goggins to thinking about monks, pretzel, and prayer in a just a few steps.
All thanks to the American Heritage Dictionary, 3rd edition, purchased for $5 at Goodwill.
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