
One thing I’ve learned: the business section makes for the worst poems. Go for the Arts or Metro.
Newspaper + Marker = Poetry. Buy the book.

One thing I’ve learned: the business section makes for the worst poems. Go for the Arts or Metro.


I hope this blog hasn’t felt like too much of a copout lately. I hadn’t done one of these blackout poems in months, and then I got thousands (literally! thousands!) of visits from a few mentions and reading people’s comments (some of which are really hilarious) made me interested in doing them again. I love how on the internet you have no control over what you are. If somebody sees your poems, you’re a poet. If somebody sees your comics, you’re a cartoonist.
I am whatever you say I am. I think a famous poet said that once…
Oh wait: that was Eminem.
Ah, well.


meg thought this was scandalous
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