“I have a penny for your thoughts / If you can keep them to yourself”
–LCD Soundsystem, “change yr mind”
I was bumping American Dream in the car and I remembered my idea for a Patreon-like crowdfunding service to shut people up. How it works: an artist, “thought leader,” politician, etc., names the monthly price at which they will not do their terrible work or release anything new. As long as we can hit their monthly target, they promise to disappear from public life. I mean, how much would you pay a month to never hear from a certain person ever again? I think this idea could make me my millions…