Suggested steps for dealing with the upcoming apocalypse:
- Build up your hatred of fossil fuels and the religious right: “The precedents of past leading world economic powers show that blind faith and religious excesses — the rapture seems to be both — have often contributed to national decline, sometimes even being in its forefront.”
- Curl into the fetal position with a Harpoon Hibernian Ale.
- Listen to some free Stanford lectures on stress.
- Read some Kochalka in italian. Listen to the “Hockey Monkey” EP. Dream about American Elf, Book two.
- Take solace in the fact that we are not alone. Technology harnessed by UFOs could one day solve the world’s energy problems and save the world…ha!