I like this. The Home Depot is a great place for drama. I was in our local HD the other day facing the Wall of Light Bulbs. You know, every size and color and model in the known universe, and I was struggling to find a simple yellow bug light for our back porch. And then I realized that over the sound system, Bono was singing “And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.” Maybe they should review their song list.
I like this. The Home Depot is a great place for drama. I was in our local HD the other day facing the Wall of Light Bulbs. You know, every size and color and model in the known universe, and I was struggling to find a simple yellow bug light for our back porch. And then I realized that over the sound system, Bono was singing “And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.” Maybe they should review their song list.
Laurence
That is priceless. Perhaps rivaled only by the time I was in IKEA and The Animals’ “We Gotta Get Out Of This Place” came on.
This is great. I can get into this kind of poetry.
Oh, it may be fiction to your wife, but it is REALITY for my family LOL Can one ever leave Home Depot in a good mood? Thanks for sharing your gifts!